Shamwow

The ShamWow
The ShamWow is Euphema Balls' trusty steed. It is a rainbow-colored station wagon which is incredibly back-heavy, but can reach top speeds of over 300 miles per hour. The car is also somewhat magical, being able to fly at Euphie's will.

Origins Of The Car
Throughout the early 20th century, Euphema Balls was travelling across America looking for magical car parts in junkyards. He would use his godly powers to summon the parts, while singing his favorite song "Give Me The Beat Boys Nightcore." Upon gathering all necessary parts, he assembled them into a rainbow station wagon, much like how a Lego character builds a structure. Euphema's model of station wagon would go on to inspire car companies in the 1960s and '70s. The model became very popular with middle class families.

1948
In 1948, Euphema Balls was driving the ShamWow across the sky one night. He was trying to get home as fast as he could, because his chicken nuggets were almost done cooking. While driving, he began to sing an incredible song about being late for dinner, which inspired musician Stan Jones, who witnessed the event, to write the hit song "Ghost Riders In The Sky." The ShamWow was changed to a group of cattle in the song, as to not make Jones seem insane.

1970-1988
Throughout the 1970s and 80's, Euphema Balls lived as a drifter in his car, the ShamWow. He travelled all across North America in his trusty station wagon. In 1986, Euphema upgraded the car's engine for the first time and added a turbo.

Post-apocalypse
Following the nuclear apocalypse, the ShamWow was destroyed and its parts scattered throughout the wasteland. Euphema travelled the lands to recollect the parts and rebuild the car.